Onward Christian Soldiers, or is that shoppers?

Onward Christian Soldiers,

the way Johny used to sing it:

"Onward Christian Soldiers,

marching to the MALL!"

Onward Christian Soldiers as he sings it now:

"At the sign of triumph,

Satan's host will flee,

On then Christian Soldiers,

on to ITALY!"

It got even better when he got his globe out, and had to show me where Italy was, and tell me that's where the Christian Soldiers were marching too!!